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E Malama I Ka Ha Hawai'i "To Perpetuate The Spirit of Hawai'i"

	Hawaiian Surf Club of San Onofre
	Stories, Page 2) ...While talking to Buffalo at Makaha Beach one day, a frantic woman ran up to his lifeguard stand and shouted, "You have to save my husband!"


	"The Story of How Buffalo Saved a Life at Makaha Beach"

	Buff calmly asked her where he was, and she pointed saying, "Right there in the waves to the right." Buff looked in the direction she was pointing to and saw her husband about 30-yards up the coastline caught in the riptide outside the shorebreak.
Surf Cams Poi Links Guestbook What? Roster	The waves were fair sized on that day and the shorebreak was nasty. Keeping an eye on the man, Buff squatted down, took out a cigarette and lit it. Seeing this, the woman said to him, "Aren't you going to save him?" "Not yet, he's too frisky," replied Buff. She started getting hysterical. Buff just silently puffed on his cigarette. About a minute later, Buff put the cigarette out and walked nonchalantly towards the shore. The riptide had by then brought the man directly in front of Buff about 5-yards offshore. At the water's edge, Buff raised his hands, cupped them around his mouth and shouted, slowly, "Hey you! Stand up! Walk to me!" Courtesy of Paul Strauch, Jr. You think its easy living in paradise? Take a close look at how tough it is just to get a drivers license! HAWAIIAN DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION Please try fo complete dis as bes as you can. You get 30 days for pau. Las name: _________________________________________ [If your las name no fit, continue on da other side da page.] First name: [ ] Junior [ ] Junior Boy [ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy) [ ] Honey Girl [ ] Tita [ ] Sista [ ] Bradda [ ] Sista-Girl What year you wen grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess) Sex: [ ]M [ ]F [ ]Mahu [ ]None Slippa size: ____ Left ____ Right Weight: [ ]Small kine [ ] Mejum [ ] Small kine big [ ] Momona Eyes: [ ] Blind as one bat [ ] Bad, but not dat bad [ ] She go! [ ] Black and Blue Occupation: [ ] Construction worka [ ] Sanitation Engineer [ ] Surfa [ ] Lei greeter [ ] Waitress [ ] Stripper [ ] Un-employed [ ] Bishop Estate Trustee Spouse's Name: ______________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: ______________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: ______________________________ Lover's Name: ______________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: ______________________________ Nationality: [ ] Hawaiian [ ] Popolo [ ] Japanese [ ] Filipino [ ] Haole [ ] Portagee if yes; explain why: [ ] Pake if yes; explain why: [ ] All da above Numba of children living in household: ______ Numba of children living in your household das not yours: _____ Numba of children thats buming off of you das over 23 years old: _______ Mother's Name: _______________________(Relation__________) Father's Name: _______________________(Relation__________) Edumacation: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained one higher edumacation what was your major? [ ] 5th grade [ ] 6th grade Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:________________ ___ Total number of cawheelas you own ___ Numba of cawheelas that still crank ova ___ Numba of cawheelas wit rust ___ Numba of cawheelas no mo rust ___ Numba of cawheelas on cement blocks ___ Numba of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape. Age you started fo drive ______ (If over 10 slow learner?) [ ]Yes [ ]No Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No; If no, try explain: Color of teeth: [ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-Yellow [ ] Brown [ ] Black [ ] N/A How far is your home from a paved road? [ ] 1 miles [ ] 2 miles [ ] don't know Distance between you and da beach? ______ Do you live on beach front property but you don't own a house or the land? ___ Yes Try explain: How many times have you gotten away with a DUI this year because you were related to da policeman? ____ How much pakalolo do you smoke a day? [ ] 1 joint [ ] 2 joints [ ] would smoke but cost more den gold. How much beer do you drink a day? [ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ] case How do you know that you had too much to drink? [ ] You fall out da car when da policeman opens da ca door. [ ] Da keg is empty. [ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanese. [ ] Last time you went bathroom da toilet wen ovahflo. [ ] All of the above. You tired walk and carry your surfboard all da way back and forth every day? ___ Yes You like get one wallet so you can put da driver license inside for impress your friends? ___ Yes ___ No ___ Always You promise fo drive straight and smile to all da ada drivers and no fool around and make funny kine in da car? ___ Yes ___ No ___ Why Sign Hea:____________________________ The Story of Manuel and the Genie, Page Three--> Any comments? Email direct to HSC by clicking on link below. Also, be sure to take a moment to sign our Guest Book. Mahalo! Email: Hawaiian Surf Club